With Guy Molloy driving the Brian Goorjian Basketball-Machine (BGBM) late in the fourth quarter the Townsville Crocodiles caught a break and snatched Game Two of their Semi-Final series.
Moments before the costly handover of power, Goorjian was seen mouthing the words; ''fucking joke, that's a fucking joke'', in disgust of a blocking foul on Mark Worthington (his fifth personal).
Perhaps the game became such a joke that Goorj' decided to hand over the reigns and give Molloy some playoff experience; since the refs finally decided to hand the game to the home team after 43 excruciating minutes of bush-league officiating.
Trailing 74-72 and in the midst of a crunch-time collapse, Molloy hijacked a crucial timeout only to watch the Dragons slide deeper in the mire at 80-74.
Molloy should either stand in the background occasionally providing a "culmination" or shut the hell up and watch the BGBM do its thing like the rest of us.
Corey Homicide Williams aka The Most Dangerous Player in Street Ball aka The Most Hated Player in New York City aka The Silver Surfer aka One-Eight-Seven aka The Most Hated Player in Perth led the fourth quarter surge.
Townsville faced a 60-65 deficit to start the fourth, but behind consecutive threes by John Rillie and Russell Hinder grabbed the lead at 70-67.
Worthington aka The Bearded Riddler tied the game at 72-72 with a triple and made a subtle gesture which looked more like a sly attempt at a nose-pick.
From there Williams ensured the Crocs kept their snouts in front, converting three key buckets as part of his 12 final quarter points, finishing with 22 points, six dimes and four boards.
Rosell Ellis beast-moded his way to 14 points and 18 Rodmans in 45 man-minutes, also managing to knock down four free-throws after his team vomited up 2-of-10 from the line in the first half.
The Crocs are now 2-0 while facing elimination and Corey Williams will have you believe they'll make it 3-0 on Saturday.
